Terms of service
The agreement between you and us when you use FFFD.
Last updated September 25, 2026
Freaking Fast File Drive ("FFFD") is run by Absurd Technologies. These terms set out what you can expect from us and what we expect from you.
The agreement
These terms are an agreement between you and Absurd Technologies ("we", "us"). They cover the FFFD app, the website, the fffd command-line tool, the MCP server and the API. By creating an account or using FFFD, you agree to them. If you don't agree, please don't use FFFD.
Our privacy policy explains what we collect and how we use it.
What FFFD is
FFFD is a private drive for your files. You can upload, organize, play and share them, stream them from public links served around the world, and generate images with AI models, from the app, the fffd CLI, the MCP server or the API.
Beta
FFFD is in beta, so its features will change as we work on it. We'll give you reasonable notice before removing anything you rely on, or before shutting FFFD down.
Your account
Age
You must be 18 or older to use FFFD.
Keeping it secure
You're responsible for your account and everything done with it, including through API tokens you create. Keep your sign-in details and tokens to yourself, and tell us right away if you think someone else has used them.
Accurate details
Give us an email address you control, and keep it up to date. We use it for sign-in codes and anything important about your account.
Plans and payment
Plans
Using FFFD takes a paid plan, unless an access code gives you access for a time. Plans differ in storage, AI images and image models, as shown on our pricing page.
Billing
Plans are billed monthly in advance through Stripe, and renew automatically until you cancel. You authorize us to charge your payment method each month.
Canceling
Cancel at any time in your account settings. Your plan runs until the end of the billing period you've paid for.
Refunds
If FFFD isn't for you, ask for a refund within 14 days of your first payment and you'll get it. If you're in the EU or the UK, you can also cancel any new plan within 14 days of buying it for a full refund. Otherwise, we don't refund partial months, except where the law requires it.
Price changes
We'll email you at least 30 days before a price change, and it applies from your next renewal. If you don't want the new price, cancel before then.
Failed payments
If a payment fails and isn't fixed, your plan ends. The next section explains what happens then.
When your plan ends
Your files stay where they are, and you can still download them with the fffd CLI or the API. You can't upload, and the drive in the app is locked until you subscribe again.
Accounts without a plan
If your account has had no plan for 90 days, we may delete its files. We'll email you at least 30 days before, so you have time to download them or subscribe again.
Your files
Storage
Your plan sets how much you can store. When you're at the limit, uploads stop until you free up space or change plans.
Deleting
A deleted file waits in the trash for 30 days, and you can restore it until then. After that, or when you delete it from the trash yourself, it's gone for good.
Downloading
Download your files at any time, as many times as you like, in the format you uploaded them.
Keep your own copies
FFFD is built to keep files safe, but it isn't a backup. Keep your own copies of anything you can't afford to lose.
The CLI, MCP server and API
You can use FFFD through the fffd CLI, the MCP server and the API, including from scripts and AI agents that act for you. Use them with your own account and your own tokens. We may limit how fast requests are made to keep FFFD working for everyone, and you agree not to get around those limits.
AI images
Each plan includes a number of AI images a month. Images are made by models from other companies, run for us by Replicate, and those companies' usage policies apply to your prompts. Don't use prompts to make anything that breaks these terms or the law. Generated images are yours to use, subject to the model makers' licenses. Someone else may get a similar image from a similar prompt.
What you can't do
Content
Don't upload, store, generate or share anything that breaks the law, infringes someone else's rights, contains malware, sexually exploits children, promotes terrorism or violent extremism, or harasses or threatens people.
Activity
Don't try to get into accounts or systems that aren't yours, disrupt FFFD or the people using it, resell FFFD without our permission, get around storage or usage limits, or use FFFD to distribute pirated material.
Your content and ours
Yours
Your files stay yours. You give us permission to store, process and deliver them only as needed to run FFFD for you. That includes reading details from them, making previews and thumbnails, delivering them to the people you share them with, and showing what you've made public on your profile. The permission ends when a file is permanently deleted, except for copies the law requires us to keep.
Ours
FFFD itself, including its design, code and name, belongs to Absurd Technologies. Don't copy, modify or reverse engineer it, except as the law allows. Parts we release under an open-source license, like the MCP server, are covered by that license instead.
Ideas
If you send us ideas or feature requests, we can use them without owing you anything.
Copyright complaints
Sending a notice
If you think something on FFFD infringes your copyright, email dmca@freakingfast.io with your name and contact details, the work you think is infringed, and the link to the file. Include a statement that you believe in good faith the use isn't authorized by the owner, its agent or the law, and a statement, under penalty of perjury, that your notice is accurate and that you own the copyright or may act for the owner. Sign it with your full name. When a notice is complete, we remove the file or disable access to it and tell the person who uploaded it.
Counter-notices
If your file was removed and you believe that was a mistake, send a counter-notice to the same address. Include your name, address and phone number, the file and where it was, and a statement under penalty of perjury that you believe in good faith it was removed by mistake. Add that you consent to the federal court for your address (or, outside the US, any court where we can be found) and will accept service from the person who complained, and sign it. We pass it on to them and restore the file in 10 to 14 business days, unless they tell us they've gone to court.
Repeat infringers
We close the accounts of people who repeatedly infringe copyright.
Enforcement
Reporting
To report something on FFFD that's illegal or breaks these terms, email support@freakingfast.io with the link and what's wrong with it. Copyright complaints follow the process above.
What we do
We don't browse your files. We act on reports, and if something breaks these terms, we may remove it and suspend or close the account. When we do, we'll tell you why and how to appeal, unless the law or someone's safety stops us. We report apparent child sexual abuse material to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, as US law requires, and may report other illegal content to the authorities.
Disclaimers
FFFD IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE". WE DON'T PROMISE IT WILL ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE OR FREE OF ERRORS, AND WE MAY TAKE IT DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE OR UPDATES. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT THE LAW ALLOWS, WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE WORK HARD TO KEEP YOUR FILES SAFE, BUT WE CAN'T GUARANTEE THEY WILL NEVER BE LOST.
Limits on liability
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT THE LAW ALLOWS, ABSURD TECHNOLOGIES AND ITS PEOPLE AREN'T LIABLE FOR INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR FOR LOST PROFITS, DATA OR GOODWILL, ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF FFFD. OUR TOTAL LIABILITY FOR ANY CLAIM IS LIMITED TO WHAT YOU PAID US IN THE 12 MONTHS BEFORE IT, OR $50, WHICHEVER IS MORE. NOTHING IN THESE TERMS LIMITS LIABILITY FOR FRAUD, GROSS NEGLIGENCE, WILLFUL MISCONDUCT, DEATH OR PERSONAL INJURY, OR ANYTHING ELSE THE LAW DOESN'T LET US LIMIT.
Indemnity
If someone makes a claim against us because of your content, your use of FFFD or your breach of these terms, you agree to cover our resulting costs, including reasonable legal fees.
Ending the agreement
You
Stop whenever you like. To delete your account and all your files, email support@freakingfast.io and we'll do it within 30 days.
Us
We may suspend or close your account if you break these terms, act fraudulently or don't pay. Where we can, we'll tell you first and give you time to download your files, unless we need to act at once to protect FFFD or others, or to comply with the law.
What lasts
The parts of these terms about content rights, disclaimers, limits on liability, indemnity and disputes still apply after the agreement ends.
Disputes
Talk to us first
Before starting a legal claim, email legal@freakingfast.io and give us the chance to sort it out. Most problems can be solved that way.
Law and courts
These terms are governed by the laws of Delaware, in the United States, and disputes go to the state or federal courts in Delaware. If you live in the EU or the UK, you keep the protection of your local consumer law, you can bring a claim in your local courts, and we can only bring claims against you there. Wherever you live, you keep any consumer protections your law doesn't let you give up.
Changes to these terms
If we change these terms in a way that matters, we'll tell you by email or in the app before the change takes effect. If you keep using FFFD after that, the new terms apply. If you don't agree to them, you can cancel your plan or ask us to delete your account.
The rest
The whole agreement
These terms are the whole agreement between you and us about FFFD.
If part fails
If a court finds part of these terms unenforceable, the rest still applies.
No waiver
If we don't enforce part of these terms, we haven't given up the right to.
Transfer
You can't transfer these terms to someone else without our agreement. We can transfer them, for example if Absurd Technologies is sold.
Other companies
FFFD relies on other companies for hosting, storage, payments, email and AI models. Their own terms cover their services.
Things outside our control
We're not responsible for failures caused by things we can't reasonably control, like an outage at one of the companies FFFD relies on.
Sanctions
You can't use FFFD if US export or sanctions laws forbid it.
Contact
Questions about these terms go to legal@freakingfast.io, and anything else to support@freakingfast.io.