Terms of service

The agreement between you and us when you use FFFD.

Last updated September 25, 2026

Freaking Fast File Drive ("FFFD") is run by Absurd Technologies. These terms set out what you can expect from us and what we expect from you.

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The agreement

These terms are an agreement between you and Absurd Technologies ("we", "us"). They cover the FFFD app, the website, the fffd command-line tool, the MCP server and the API. By creating an account or using FFFD, you agree to them. If you don't agree, please don't use FFFD.

Our privacy policy explains what we collect and how we use it.

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What FFFD is

FFFD is a private drive for your files. You can upload, organize, play and share them, stream them from public links served around the world, and generate images with AI models, from the app, the fffd CLI, the MCP server or the API.

Beta

FFFD is in beta, so its features will change as we work on it. We'll give you reasonable notice before removing anything you rely on, or before shutting FFFD down.

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Your account

Age

You must be 18 or older to use FFFD.

Keeping it secure

You're responsible for your account and everything done with it, including through API tokens you create. Keep your sign-in details and tokens to yourself, and tell us right away if you think someone else has used them.

Accurate details

Give us an email address you control, and keep it up to date. We use it for sign-in codes and anything important about your account.

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Plans and payment

Plans

Using FFFD takes a paid plan, unless an access code gives you access for a time. Plans differ in storage, AI images and image models, as shown on our pricing page.

Billing

Plans are billed monthly in advance through Stripe, and renew automatically until you cancel. You authorize us to charge your payment method each month.

Canceling

Cancel at any time in your account settings. Your plan runs until the end of the billing period you've paid for.

Refunds

If FFFD isn't for you, ask for a refund within 14 days of your first payment and you'll get it. If you're in the EU or the UK, you can also cancel any new plan within 14 days of buying it for a full refund. Otherwise, we don't refund partial months, except where the law requires it.

Price changes

We'll email you at least 30 days before a price change, and it applies from your next renewal. If you don't want the new price, cancel before then.

Failed payments

If a payment fails and isn't fixed, your plan ends. The next section explains what happens then.

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When your plan ends

Your files stay where they are, and you can still download them with the fffd CLI or the API. You can't upload, and the drive in the app is locked until you subscribe again.

Accounts without a plan

If your account has had no plan for 90 days, we may delete its files. We'll email you at least 30 days before, so you have time to download them or subscribe again.

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Your files

Storage

Your plan sets how much you can store. When you're at the limit, uploads stop until you free up space or change plans.

Deleting

A deleted file waits in the trash for 30 days, and you can restore it until then. After that, or when you delete it from the trash yourself, it's gone for good.

Downloading

Download your files at any time, as many times as you like, in the format you uploaded them.

Keep your own copies

FFFD is built to keep files safe, but it isn't a backup. Keep your own copies of anything you can't afford to lose.

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Sharing and streaming

A public file can be opened by anyone with its link, and it streams from the region nearest them. Public audio and video also appear on your profile, and anyone who opens a public playlist or gallery can open everything in it, even files you've kept private. A private file can be shared with a link that works for 6 hours, or with other FFFD users you choose. What you share, and with whom, is up to you and your responsibility.

Reasonable use

Plans don't charge for downloads or streaming. In return, we ask that you use FFFD the way it's meant to be used: to store and share your files. If your use goes far beyond that and puts the service at risk, like serving a high-traffic website or app from FFFD, we'll contact you first where we can, and we may limit that use or ask you to move it elsewhere.

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The CLI, MCP server and API

You can use FFFD through the fffd CLI, the MCP server and the API, including from scripts and AI agents that act for you. Use them with your own account and your own tokens. We may limit how fast requests are made to keep FFFD working for everyone, and you agree not to get around those limits.

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AI images

Each plan includes a number of AI images a month. Images are made by models from other companies, run for us by Replicate, and those companies' usage policies apply to your prompts. Don't use prompts to make anything that breaks these terms or the law. Generated images are yours to use, subject to the model makers' licenses. Someone else may get a similar image from a similar prompt.

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What you can't do

Content

Don't upload, store, generate or share anything that breaks the law, infringes someone else's rights, contains malware, sexually exploits children, promotes terrorism or violent extremism, or harasses or threatens people.

Activity

Don't try to get into accounts or systems that aren't yours, disrupt FFFD or the people using it, resell FFFD without our permission, get around storage or usage limits, or use FFFD to distribute pirated material.

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Your content and ours

Yours

Your files stay yours. You give us permission to store, process and deliver them only as needed to run FFFD for you. That includes reading details from them, making previews and thumbnails, delivering them to the people you share them with, and showing what you've made public on your profile. The permission ends when a file is permanently deleted, except for copies the law requires us to keep.

Ours

FFFD itself, including its design, code and name, belongs to Absurd Technologies. Don't copy, modify or reverse engineer it, except as the law allows. Parts we release under an open-source license, like the MCP server, are covered by that license instead.

Ideas

If you send us ideas or feature requests, we can use them without owing you anything.

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Enforcement

Reporting

To report something on FFFD that's illegal or breaks these terms, email support@freakingfast.io with the link and what's wrong with it. Copyright complaints follow the process above.

What we do

We don't browse your files. We act on reports, and if something breaks these terms, we may remove it and suspend or close the account. When we do, we'll tell you why and how to appeal, unless the law or someone's safety stops us. We report apparent child sexual abuse material to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, as US law requires, and may report other illegal content to the authorities.

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Disclaimers

FFFD IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE". WE DON'T PROMISE IT WILL ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE OR FREE OF ERRORS, AND WE MAY TAKE IT DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE OR UPDATES. TO THE FULLEST EXTENT THE LAW ALLOWS, WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE WORK HARD TO KEEP YOUR FILES SAFE, BUT WE CAN'T GUARANTEE THEY WILL NEVER BE LOST.

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Limits on liability

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT THE LAW ALLOWS, ABSURD TECHNOLOGIES AND ITS PEOPLE AREN'T LIABLE FOR INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR FOR LOST PROFITS, DATA OR GOODWILL, ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF FFFD. OUR TOTAL LIABILITY FOR ANY CLAIM IS LIMITED TO WHAT YOU PAID US IN THE 12 MONTHS BEFORE IT, OR $50, WHICHEVER IS MORE. NOTHING IN THESE TERMS LIMITS LIABILITY FOR FRAUD, GROSS NEGLIGENCE, WILLFUL MISCONDUCT, DEATH OR PERSONAL INJURY, OR ANYTHING ELSE THE LAW DOESN'T LET US LIMIT.

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Indemnity

If someone makes a claim against us because of your content, your use of FFFD or your breach of these terms, you agree to cover our resulting costs, including reasonable legal fees.

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Ending the agreement

You

Stop whenever you like. To delete your account and all your files, email support@freakingfast.io and we'll do it within 30 days.

Us

We may suspend or close your account if you break these terms, act fraudulently or don't pay. Where we can, we'll tell you first and give you time to download your files, unless we need to act at once to protect FFFD or others, or to comply with the law.

What lasts

The parts of these terms about content rights, disclaimers, limits on liability, indemnity and disputes still apply after the agreement ends.

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Disputes

Talk to us first

Before starting a legal claim, email legal@freakingfast.io and give us the chance to sort it out. Most problems can be solved that way.

Law and courts

These terms are governed by the laws of Delaware, in the United States, and disputes go to the state or federal courts in Delaware. If you live in the EU or the UK, you keep the protection of your local consumer law, you can bring a claim in your local courts, and we can only bring claims against you there. Wherever you live, you keep any consumer protections your law doesn't let you give up.

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Changes to these terms

If we change these terms in a way that matters, we'll tell you by email or in the app before the change takes effect. If you keep using FFFD after that, the new terms apply. If you don't agree to them, you can cancel your plan or ask us to delete your account.

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The rest

The whole agreement

These terms are the whole agreement between you and us about FFFD.

If part fails

If a court finds part of these terms unenforceable, the rest still applies.

No waiver

If we don't enforce part of these terms, we haven't given up the right to.

Transfer

You can't transfer these terms to someone else without our agreement. We can transfer them, for example if Absurd Technologies is sold.

Other companies

FFFD relies on other companies for hosting, storage, payments, email and AI models. Their own terms cover their services.

Things outside our control

We're not responsible for failures caused by things we can't reasonably control, like an outage at one of the companies FFFD relies on.

Sanctions

You can't use FFFD if US export or sanctions laws forbid it.

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Contact

Questions about these terms go to legal@freakingfast.io, and anything else to support@freakingfast.io.